Obituary for Loan 3.
Early in the morning of Friday August 8, 2014, Loan 3 was sent to its final resting place. Loan 3 had a short battle with Kate’s Financial Fortitude (KFF). There is no cure for KFF. Once stricken with KFF, all loans eventually succumb to the disease. Loan 3 is preceded in death by Loan 1 & 2. Loan 3 is survived by its identical twin brother Loan 4 and big brother Loan 5 (“Bubba”). Unfortunately, Loan 4 has recently come down with KFF. Doctors predict Loan 4 has approximately 5 months to live.
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